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BrainSkip 25 – Leaders of the Free…WTF…

BRAINSKIP 25 – LEADERS OF THE FREE ..WTF

This has been a strange week by any accounts for leaders, both spiritual and former leaders of the free world. The Dalai Lama decided to ignore the growing conflicts across the Middle East and go to Limerick…because he thought they needed him more. On top of that, Bertie Ahern has started advising the Nigerian government in relation to their economy. They have also brought in Silvio Berlusconi to advise them on sexual discrimination.

BERTIE AHERN – LEADER OF THE SHAMEFUL

During the recent election in Ireland, it was revealed that former Taoiseach and leader of Ireland was still a member of the parliament. On the way to work one day, he was giving an interview outside the parliament when he was accosted….i.e. chatted to, and asked whether or not he had any shame. He replied he didn’t…understand why she was so angry. Unbelievably, when asked what his one regret was, it was that he didn’t waste even more of the countries money on a Stadium. Shame, he wouldn’t know how to spell it. Here’s the original clip…

Of course, it could have been worse, he could have done an ad for an national newspaper while sitting inside a Kitchen closet….Nope, no sign of any shame here.

THE CZECH PRESIDENT – LEADER OF THE PENLOVERS

Earlier this week, the Czech President was caught stealing a Pen – but it’s the facial expressions that are wonderful, “hmm, what’s this?, oh, a pen, it’s a nice pen, I wonder if I hold it under the table will anyone notice, nope, no one spotted it, now if I just slip it into my jacket, nope, fantsastic, and finally, I allow myself a smile… haha stupid pen owners, I have fooled you!”

THE LEADER OF THE LEADERS WHEN IT COMES TO D’UH…

Oh, you know we miss him in a weird sort of way. I want a George Bush reality show, I really do, he could play drums or baseball or sing or anything. Here’s a lovely montage of his greatest moments mixed in with JFK and Roosevelts speeches which really highlights how he was up there with the best of them.

THE LEADER OF THE LOVERS – SILVIO

Here’s Silvio demonstrating why he’s a misunderstood man, who respects womens dignity, bodies and vocations including giving out parking tickets. He is the Benny Hill of European Leaders!

THE LEADER OF THE BOND VILLAINS…

You would have thought the natural forerunner of Bond Villains would be Sarkozy, with a name like that, but no, instead we have to give it to Putin, who, when asked about the need to kill every person in chechnya to win the war by a French Journalist, asks him to come to Moscow for a medical procedure to be performed on him. This made the head of the UN sit very still, after he’d finished his question. I put in the search term Putins Bloopers into google and nothing happened except two large Russians arrived at my doorstep with a cup of tea!

LEADER OF THE DRUNKS

You’d think it would have to be an Irishman. We drink. We don’t get drunk, which is more than can be said for Prez Sarkozzzy as he bounces around like Eddie Izzard on helium and appears to be flirting with the words he’s trying to get out of his mouth as the wine kicks in…Like ze big mac, he’s loving it…

LEADER OF THE RICK ASTLEY APPRECIATION SOCIETY

This is a nice way to end. A legislative body are completely tied with equal representation manage to squeeze the lyric to “Never gonna give you up” into a days work. Nice

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